not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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