You're completely useless in the revolution.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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