Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
