Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
