my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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