guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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