is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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