going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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