she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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