Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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