I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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