do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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