That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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