Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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