Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Watching her eat just hurts me
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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