There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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