I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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