He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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