yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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