i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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