What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Is her dick bigger than yours?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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