So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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