Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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