I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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