he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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