Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
