No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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