I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
