If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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