yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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