She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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