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(404): View more from Georgia

What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser

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(516): View more from New York

Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...

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(970): View more from Colorado

I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this

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(330): View more from Ohio

She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.

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(907): View more from Alaska

We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.

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