have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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