My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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