Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
These tits shall not be calmed
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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