he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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