"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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