go do what you do best...puke behind churches
we're chasing vodka with high fives
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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