I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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