I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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