She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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