I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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