what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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