I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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