Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
