i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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