I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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