Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
My vagina is officially offended.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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