I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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