Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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