It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Randomize