Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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