Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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