Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Liz is crying about burritos again.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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