absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Your tits are I can't wait for
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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