there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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