with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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