I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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